who's on first
More specifically... what the fuck?
posted by american short-timer at Wednesday, October 19, 2005
19 October 2005
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- Name: american short-timer
- Location: whereabouts unknown
writing for those who can't
short - tim·er shôrt tī'mer noun
1. one nearing the end of a contractual term of service; a military enlistee at the end of a tour.
2. one arrested in service past a mutually agreed upon date after invocation of an executive order.
3. one at the proverbial end of his proverbial rope.
Inference: declining institutional loyalty proportionate to the nearing of one's Expiration Term of Service.
See also: Boobus Enlisticatus.
ALSO:
I am not in Iraq and I am not currently in the Army and I am not getting my ass shot at. This site is in compliance with MNC-I #9 as per FICI-CE-I, DoD Directive 5230.9 and AR 25-1, etcetera etcetera andsoforth.
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Charlie Yankee Alpha... out.
there's more
- almost normal
- out of order
- by special request
- what becomes of the purple hearted
- last laughs 'n whatnot
- wiggin' out
- head-chopping shit
- truth
- word to the wise grasshopper
- ode to sincerity
live each day as though it were to be your last, and one day you're sure to be right.
--Harry Harbord Morant
5 Comments:
I feel sorry for the poor LT. :) Keep safe.
I don't feel in the least bit sorry for the LT. This made me laugh my socks off (but darkly!). More greatly excellent stuff from short-timer in best lampooning mode. But as with anon's comments: keep safe!
Charlie
as usual they're still giving the O's one more shot than needed....look out bubba, you're next...roll your sleeve up!
Your blog is great, extremly informative. I have throughly enjoyed it!
This is great
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