if only
I don't even know what that means.
posted by american short-timer at Friday, October 21, 2005
21 October 2005
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- Name: american short-timer
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writing for those who can't
short - tim·er shôrt tī'mer noun
1. one nearing the end of a contractual term of service; a military enlistee at the end of a tour.
2. one arrested in service past a mutually agreed upon date after invocation of an executive order.
3. one at the proverbial end of his proverbial rope.
Inference: declining institutional loyalty proportionate to the nearing of one's Expiration Term of Service.
See also: Boobus Enlisticatus.
ALSO:
I am not in Iraq and I am not currently in the Army and I am not getting my ass shot at. This site is in compliance with MNC-I #9 as per FICI-CE-I, DoD Directive 5230.9 and AR 25-1, etcetera etcetera andsoforth.
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Charlie Yankee Alpha... out.
there's more
- obsolete
- who's on first
- almost normal
- out of order
- by special request
- what becomes of the purple hearted
- last laughs 'n whatnot
- wiggin' out
- head-chopping shit
- truth
live each day as though it were to be your last, and one day you're sure to be right.
--Harry Harbord Morant
2 Comments:
What do you say to this? I'm proud to live in a country that produces minds of this caliber with such talent. Keep at it!
Oh so funny! Oh so sad! Oh so... well, AST, you know just oh-so-what. Let's make it our collective mission in life to afflict the comfortable, the smug and, especially, the oh-so-stupid bastards who have 'POWER'. Lampoon them to fuck, is what I say :o)
Charlie
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