card trick

Pick a card, any card.

short-timer no more

Nuff said.

skating desert-thin ice

This beaut by way of Diane over at an unfound door, and Diane sharing her own heartfelt tribute to veterans. Salute Diane. And thx for the luv.

Short-timers' Day, apropos, is best commemorated with nudity and obscenity and bowels full of liquor and flipping the Man the bird and if they don't get that, flash 'em the bottom of yur boots. The Man understands the boot. If only we did... I fear we're doomed to learn The Way of the Boot the hard way. What is the sound of one boot stomping?

If you want a picture of the future imagine a boot stomping on a human face... forever.

- George Orwell, 1984

how goes the war?

The unknowing leading the unwilling doing the unnecessary for the undeserving.

- most every Joe-in-the-Know

please don't do this

Dude dude DUDE you're posts are all gone?! Are you okay?! Is everything okay?! Are you in jail? Have you been arrested? Shot? Shanghaid? Tokyoed? 86ed? Done in? Done for? Chaptered out? Dude dude DUDE... what-the-FAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK over?! You okay and all?

Whatever you do, don't do that.

Owing to ongoing logistical fucked-upness, keeping up with the Joneses and making the blog more hip and more phat and more with-it and adding visual and audio and tactile and servile and purile and juvenile content has proven... a real bitch. So shit's being simplified.

That's it. That's all. Simplify. Clearing out the old. In with the new. More vapid. More vacuous. More meaningless. More's the better, is what the word is. More more more of less less less.

fuckin' newbs

Some newb was stumblin' along past when one-a-them munitions-type things sploded far off in the distance wounding the sand and earth and dirt and newb JUMPED out of his skin and cut loose with a good ol' ,"FUCK!" and I said, "Ain't that some shit?" and Newb said, "FUCK!" and I said, "I know man, I know... war... it's the real shit in'it?" and Newb said.... "FUCK!"

I would offer more substantial and meaningful insight into the matter, but on advice of counsel I've been advised to not do that. Just kidding.