01 November 2005

fuckin' newbs

Some newb was stumblin' along past when one-a-them munitions-type things sploded far off in the distance wounding the sand and earth and dirt and newb JUMPED out of his skin and cut loose with a good ol' ,"FUCK!" and I said, "Ain't that some shit?" and Newb said, "FUCK!" and I said, "I know man, I know... war... it's the real shit in'it?" and Newb said.... "FUCK!"

I would offer more substantial and meaningful insight into the matter, but on advice of counsel I've been advised to not do that. Just kidding.

7 Comments:

Blogger charlie said...

Wonderful stuff, AST. Possibly your best yet, in my miserable opinion. Very very funny.

"Maybe I have a medical case of a political term."

Well, I'm sure we all have. We've been infected by carriers of the amoral virus - politicians, Organisation Man, Military Man, and poor old Homo Ignoramus. Let's hope it's not terminal.
Charlie

01 November, 2005 08:57  
Blogger IncognitoJoe said...

Another great post man. I even called the wife in here to take a look. We both shared a laugh!

Here you were, thinking the whole time that you were screwed. Nice the way things work out sometimes huh?

Hope you get you leave man. Get some much needed rest!

IncognitoJoe
Book Writing?

01 November, 2005 09:16  
Blogger KatieG said...

absolutely outstanding writing.

keep on, keepin on...

01 November, 2005 11:43  
Anonymous Greg said...

Excellent writing. Especially liked the Heller reference--captured his essence.

"And I'm telling you I have it, and if I don't have it, I want it, cause that's what I have."

01 November, 2005 12:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OutFreakingStanding. Close, very close LOL. Maybe a few days in Kuwait will calm you down.
Nancy

02 November, 2005 11:23  
Blogger Nathan said...

I know it has been a while in the desert, but just as an fyi Tyson ain't scary anymore.

http://abc.go.com/fsp/index.html?channel=JimmyKimmelLive

Click on 'Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson do the monster mash'. Almost as funny as your post.

nathanbutnet.blogspot.com

02 November, 2005 15:23  
Anonymous Matt said...

Amazing post, AST. Wow.

I noted the same line as charlie as I read through it -- "Maybe I have a medical case of a political term." Classic.

Definitely keep writing, man -- you've got real talent.

03 November, 2005 14:52  

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