fuckin' newbs
Some newb was stumblin' along past when one-a-them munitions-type things sploded far off in the distance wounding the sand and earth and dirt and newb JUMPED out of his skin and cut loose with a good ol' ,"FUCK!" and I said, "Ain't that some shit?" and Newb said, "FUCK!" and I said, "I know man, I know... war... it's the real shit in'it?" and Newb said.... "FUCK!"
I would offer more substantial and meaningful insight into the matter, but on advice of counsel I've been advised to not do that. Just kidding.
I would offer more substantial and meaningful insight into the matter, but on advice of counsel I've been advised to not do that. Just kidding.
posted by american short-timer at Tuesday, November 01, 2005
7 Comments:
Wonderful stuff, AST. Possibly your best yet, in my miserable opinion. Very very funny.
"Maybe I have a medical case of a political term."
Well, I'm sure we all have. We've been infected by carriers of the amoral virus - politicians, Organisation Man, Military Man, and poor old Homo Ignoramus. Let's hope it's not terminal.
Charlie
Another great post man. I even called the wife in here to take a look. We both shared a laugh!
Here you were, thinking the whole time that you were screwed. Nice the way things work out sometimes huh?
Hope you get you leave man. Get some much needed rest!
IncognitoJoe
Book Writing?
absolutely outstanding writing.
keep on, keepin on...
Excellent writing. Especially liked the Heller reference--captured his essence.
"And I'm telling you I have it, and if I don't have it, I want it, cause that's what I have."
OutFreakingStanding. Close, very close LOL. Maybe a few days in Kuwait will calm you down.
Nancy
I know it has been a while in the desert, but just as an fyi Tyson ain't scary anymore.
http://abc.go.com/fsp/index.html?channel=JimmyKimmelLive
Click on 'Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson do the monster mash'. Almost as funny as your post.
nathanbutnet.blogspot.com
Amazing post, AST. Wow.
I noted the same line as charlie as I read through it -- "Maybe I have a medical case of a political term." Classic.
Definitely keep writing, man -- you've got real talent.
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